Planet Janet by Dyan Helson

Janet planet is a fun book though it might have some swear words in the text but is really funny

Janets family only talks about her her her her she tries to talk normally but it turns out that it is V.dramatic and weird sometimes she wonders if her family is normal.Her brother is 4 weeks old and thinks he can be litter train as a dog and often he pretends to read CLOVER magasines while ketchup is dripping from his mouth .

She goes to a party with her boyfriend her mom said she should wear a pink dress but she said no mom i choose and wore a black dress . Her mom was so sad she said then wear pink lip stick and janet said no and wore black lipstick.

OK OK i get it then have a pink rose n0 ill paint it black.

Janet and the group made up this rule that when they turned 17 they would join the dark fase which means they will become Emo,Gothic or punk.

She can wait because when you entered the dark fase you care about nothing

MADCOW or female parent =janet's mom

SIGMUND or male parent=Janet's dad

The Blurb

Meet Janet.She's determined to explore Life's true Essence.Despite the countless hurdles in her way (i.e.her mom the madcow a tragiclly lost mobile the trails of romantic love).But while she smashed around the deep end of the pool life .Could Janet be missing what's happening on the dry land?